10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)