10 Random Poker Quotes

I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright