10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear