10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.