10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.