10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!