10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester