10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!