10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.