10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson