10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "No river, no fish."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.