10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow