10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Welcome to kicker school
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek