10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels