10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)