10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT