10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim