10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for loners.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.