10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.