10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.