10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)