10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- It's Free To Fold...
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.