10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP