10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.