10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.