10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!