10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.