10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!