10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm