10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."