10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--