10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed