10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio