10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'