10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• It's Free To Fold...
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...