10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.