10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.