10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd