10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Welcome to kicker school
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!