10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom