10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!