10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!