10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is for loners.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus