10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"