10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."