10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water