10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.