10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!