10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."