10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth